Vacation, Soon.

I'd like to count down the days before my vacation with an office haiku that I call "My Laptop." Enjoy:

I know that if I
Hit my screen hard, it would break
And I'd be Happy.

And just so that I don't lose my perspective, some wise words from a character on the superb Fox Thursday night show The OC:

"If you make being poor too comfortable, what's the incentive to get rich?"

Yes, exactly. My drive to succeed is restored. I will not be needing that vacation after all. I think I'll take it anyway.