Monday, March 12, 2007

New York, Without the Liberal Dead Weight

Here's an excerpt from the New York Magazine Daily Intelligencer's "A (Conservative) People's History of New York City," a satirical entry in the spirit of the new Conservapedia:
The city's population is often reported by the mainstream media to be as high as 8 million -- but a rigorous count of actual Americans, using the methods of Adjusted Freedom Demography pioneered by Smorgensen in the Patriot Census of 2005 (i.e., excluding immigrants, Jews, ivory-tower communists, and nonrepresentational artists, and counting only three-fifths of descendants of African slaves, as originally intended by the Framers), reveals that New York City's population of legitimate Americans is actually only 312. (Smorgensen found Cheyenne, Wyo., to be the most populous city in America, with almost ten times as many pure Americans as New York.)



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