Wednesday, June 04, 2008

When Your Chastity Belt Doesn't Go With Your Shoes

"What? Who is this? What time is it? Are you drunk? Okay, okay, I'll be right over. Just let me put my abstinence pants on."

Sweat pants that "boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that 'True Love Waits' in a large screen print on the front and back" are available for $16.99 at kmart.com.

[from Racked L.A. via Think Progress.]

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Blogger Screaming Annie said...

I read about these the other day and was instantly in love. I am hoping for a pair for my birthday. Hint, hint, masticator.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

Nothing says "don't think of me as a potential sex partner" like requiring people to read your ass.

11:39 PM  

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